Ah, the Sea of Monsters. The last time I reread this was right before the movie came out....Let's not talk about that. Anyway, I do have to admit that in my personal opinion, I find it to be the weakest book in both series- I'm not saying it's a bad book, it's great, but if I had to rate favorite to least favorite, Sea of Monsters has a bit of a permanent spot on the bottom. Anyway, off to reading we go!
- "My best friend shops for a wedding dress" Always solid on these chapter titles xD
- Does everyone just constantly see Grover's penis or does his fur hide it? These are the questions that haunt me...
- "I couldn't see what was chasing him" Percy babe how do you miss a 30 foot tall Cyclopes
- Sally babe I love you, really I do, but you NEED TO STOP WITHHOLDING INFORMATION FROM YOUR SON OKAY HAVE YOU MET HIM???
- TYSON MY BEAUTIFUL BABY COME TO ME
- "I...I am a freak?" TYSON RIP MY HEART OUT WHY DON'T YOU
-Annabeth makes a dramatic, monster slaying entrance then beats up Percy's bully for good measure <3
- "Oh my gods, you were looking in my bedroom window?" actual pre-teen girl, Percy Jackson
-The Grey Sisters taxi service is just so flawless omg
- Yo I don't care what anyone says I freakin' love Clarisse LaRue
- BAD. COW.
- Chiron, bro, Tyson is literally a 3 year old stop getting offended when he calls you a pony HE REALLY LOVES HORSES OKAY
- Tantalus can you just not
- "Go chase a doughnut" PERCY THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY TO AN AUTHORITY FIGURE WHO WANTS TO KILL YOU
- RAINBOW YAAASSSS
- You know, I never noticed how much Percy used to have nightmares about the entrance to Tartarus until he FELL IN.
- GROVER UNDERWOOD IN A WEDDING DRESS WE MUST NEVER FORGET
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