ONE WEEK. 7 DAYS UNTIL THE BLOOD OF OLYMPUS.
I CAN'T
Anyway, back to Lost Hero. (BTW I'm at the beginning of the Medea Scene now holla)
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- WAIT I WAS NOT LIVE BLOGGING DURING THE CYCLOPS SCENE BUT WE ALL NEED TO TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE PIPER'S REACTION TO FINDING OUT THALIA WAS JASON'S SISTER BECAUSE IT WAS WONDERFUL.
ALSO LEO'S BADASSERY WAS TOP NOTCH YOU GO KID I'M PROUD OF YOU.
- Hey, remember when Leo mentioned he's slept in filthy sewers and it was completely glossed over?
heh.
Heh.
HEH.
*bursts into tears*
- I would very much like Chef Leo to cook for me though his food sounds unrealistically awesome
- The Jasiper sexual tension though
- I love how Leo is always so careful with Piper's vegetarian-ism it's so cut THEY ARE MY BROTP
- I LOVE how Piper just falls asleep on Jason without thinking about it and Jason is just like "OH GOD WHAT NO I MUST NOT GET A BONER"
and Leo's just sitting there, like: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- "And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell, 'Flame on!'"
Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on!'"
No but now I'm imagining Leo falling off a building while doing his Frank Zhang impersonation....
- Jason sweetheart if you get turned on by the way a girl breathes in her sleep then maybe you should stop denying your feelings.
- Ugh why does Medea's store have to be so pretty
-Why do I love the Medea scene so much even though Rick was unable to separate Medea and Medusa into two separate people?
- LEO AND JASON IF YOU COULD NOT TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW I WOULD BE VERY GRATEFUL
-LEO TALKING TO HEPHAESTUS IS ACTUALLY MY FAVORITE THING EVER THOUGH LIKE APART FROM THE FACT THAT IT'S KINDA SWEET IT'S JUST SO FUN TO IMAGINE THIS TINY LITTLE LEO SASSING THIS HUGE GOD AND I JUST
- A moment of silence for Festus, please.
- Coach Hedge grunted. "Fine. But if you need me..." He winked at Jason meaningfully. Then he pointed at himself, pointed two fingers at their hosts, and sliced a finger across his throat. Very subtle sign language.
"Yeah, thanks," Jason said.
#NEVERFORGET
- The coach snorted. "The kid's being modest. You should've seen him. Hi-yah! Slice! Boom with the lightning!"
"Coach, you didn't even see it," Jason said. "You were outside eating the lawn."
But the satyr was just warming up. "Then I came in with my club, and we dominated that room. Afterward, I told him, 'Kid, I'm proud of you! If you could just work on your upper body strength-'"
"Coach," said Jason.
"Yeah?"
"Shut up, please."
"Sure." The coach sat down at the fire and started chewing his cudgel.
#ALSONEVERFORGET Omg I just love Coach Hedge so much help.
-Jason cursed and dropped his sword. He crouched like he was ready to go hand-to-hand (with the wolves)
No but friendly reminder that Jason was literally raised by wolves??? Jason was literally a feral child. All those stories about Wolf Boy- Jason. Jason can literally understand wolf language. He can fight like a wolf. He has a wolf glare that scares the shit out of people. Apart from the fact this seems fairly messed up for what the author considers a children's series, how exactly did a feral child grow up to be a civilized and well mannered little dork who walks into trees while reading and get's embarrassed by the fact he's attracted to his girlfriend and includes please and thank you in every sentence.
-THALIA 'TREE BITCH' GRACE HAS ARRIVED MOFOS
- Sometimes, it's all "Aww Jason and Leo's bromance is so cute".
Other times...It's not even a bromance. These two definitely have massive crushes on each other.
Halp.
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