Saturday, September 20, 2014

DAY 3- STILL SEA OF MONSTERS

Yeah so my computer is a little bitch, and this is the first time I've been able to get on all day. WHOOPS.

Anyway, I have since made it to the Charybdis/Scylla scene, so brief reaction overview: LUKE YOU LITTLE FUCKER GET OVER IT. TYSON IS ETERNAL BAE. Monster Doughnut, now I'm freaking hungry. There are no doughnuts on campus. Someone fix this immediately. Percy why don't you know not to cut off the hydra's heads haven't you ever watched Disney's Hercules? All of their animation budget went into that one scene come the fuck on here kid. Clarisse is still better. I can't handle these undead soldiers. ARES STOP BEING A DICK.

- HOW DID I FORGET RICK GAVE CHARYBDIS BRACES??? WHO THINKS OF THAT? I LITERALLY JUST SPIT MY DRIBK OUT OF MY MOUTH.

- Oh shit I gotta admit the Scylla scene is kinda scary

- *cries even though I know Tyson is alive*

- "On our port side, a spiky green dorsal fin about fifteen feet long curled out of the water and disappeared."
   Casual.

-c.c.'s spa and resort.
 C.C.'s Spa and Resort.
 C. C. 'S SPA AND RESORT.

BABY REYNA IS SOMEWHER ON THIS ISLAND. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

BABY REYNA IS NEAR.


= Okay but no we need to have like an in depth discussion of Percy getting turned into a guinea pig. Everyone always laughs it off but if you pay attention it genuinely messed the poor kid up omg.

- Percy's automatic response for everything is to apologize and it HURTS MY SOUL UGH.

- Hey, Sirens, CAN YOU NOT

- Percy channeling his inner sheep...

- I love how Grover is literally insulted that Polyphemus would rather  marry Clarisse xD

- PERSEUS JACKSON I NEED YOU TO STEP UP YOUR INSULT GAME IMMEDIATELY . YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT.

- "The bridge fell away into the chasm, and the Cyclops howled...with delight, because he was standing right next to us."
"Failed!" he yelled gleefully. "Nobody failed!"
ALWAYS MY FAVORITE OMG

- "A beautiful three-pointer, nothing but net" Percy babe, look, I know you're one of those " Troy Bolton ball-is-life" guys but STOP COMPARING EVERYTHING TO BASKETBALL. STOP MAKING BASKETBALL METAPHORS. STOP TALKING ABOUT BASKETBALL ALL THE TIME. Thank you, that is all. Bye babe.

- "She saw Grover and said weakly "You're not...married?"
Grover grinned. "No. My friends talked me out of it."
Okay no but that has always been one of the cutest and sweetest scenes in the whole series for me??? We never get enough of Annabeth and Grover being bros and being super cute HE'S KNOW HER SINCE SHE WAS SEVEN THAT ADDS A LOT OF DEPTH TO THEIR RELATIONSHIP AND I DEMAND TO SEE MORE OF IT.

- Remember that time Percy totally want to go all knight-in-shinning-armor and carry Annabeth to safety in her time of need but Clarisse was like 'NOPE' and threw Annie over her shoulder and ran off?

- TYSON IS JUST SO FLAWLESS. EVERYONE NEEDS TO ASPIRE TO BE TYSON.

- RAINBOW TO THE RESCUE

- "Percy is nice." Tyson is such a cutie.
Also it's an accurate statement but at the same time Percy is also an asshole SIGH PERCE GET IT TOGETHER.

- LUKE GO AWAY I DO NOT FEEL LIKE DEALING WITH YOU RIGHT NOW

- P A R T Y P O N I E S

- "Almost everything strange washes up near Miami." I am laugh

- Hermes getting so philosophical like damn

- Sally's perf omg

- Awww Percy misses his baby brother

- Annnnnndddd THALIA IS BACK.

- Finished the book yes!

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