Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Quickly Finishing The Lost Hero even though BLOOD OF OLYMPUS IN SIX DAYS

*heavy breathing*

-(I've read the Wind God scene already so let me take a moment to freak out because HEDGE AND MELLIE OHMYGOD THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY SOON BUT I JUST WATCHED THEM MEET AGAIN SOMEONE HOLD ME

- This is the only time Aphrodite doesn't come off as an annoying giggly mass of glitter.
Why is this the only time.
I really like the Piper/Aphrodite scene dammit

- WAIT SHIT SHE JUST SAID MEDEA WILL COME BACK IF THAT BITCH MESSES THINGS UP IN BLOOD OF OLYMPUS SO HELP ME

- I'm sorry but I just aggressively don't care about Piper's father omg

- I love how Aphrodite dressed them for battle and told Piper she approves of Jason at the same time omg. This one needs no improvement. I AGREE WITH PIPER HOT DAMN JASON IS BAE

-"Climb the mountain.," Hedge said. "Kill everything except Piper's dad. Leave."
"Thank you, General Eisenhower." Jason grumbled

- I'm so sorry but the earthborn keep shouting vroom vroom and I just
Get out me car

-"Don't die on me," she ordered. "You are not dying on me."
"Yes, ma'am." He felt light-headed, but she was about the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen. Her hair was smoldering. Her face was smudged with soot. She had a cut on her arm, her dress was torn, and she was missing a boot. Beautiful.

*squeals to death*

- His mom's voice echoed in his head: Nothing is unfixable.
Except the fact that you're gone forever, Leo thought.

Rip my heart out, why don't you?

-Anyone else imagine Porphyrion as the green giant guy? Like...

Ho-Ho-Ho....I am Porphyrion, king of the giants, son of Gaea. In olden times, I rose from Tartarus, the abyss of my father, to challenge the gods. To start the war, I stole Zeus's queen...I was created to be Zeus's replacement, born to destroy the lord of the sky. I shall take his throne. I shall take his wife- or, if she will not have me, I will let the earth consume her life force. What you see before you, child, is only my weakened form. I will grow stronger by the hour, until I am invincible. But I am already quite capable of smashing you into a grease spot!
Now... EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING VEGETABLES, YOU PUNY HUMAN SCUM.
 
 
-"I'm the son of Jupiter!" he shouted, and just for effect, he summoned the winds, rising a few feet off the ground. "I'm a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion...I slew the Trojan sea monster, I toppled the black throne of Kronos, and destroyed the Titan Krios with my own hands. And now I'm going to destroy you, Porphyrion, and feed you to your own wolves."
 
'Jason is so useless.' 'Jason can't do anything except get head injuries.' 'Jason is just trying so hard to be Percy.' 'Jason can't do anything right.' 'Jason is the weakest of the seven.' 'Jason is a douchbag.'  'Jason thinks he's so strong when he's never done anything.' 'I hate Jason Grace.'
'Jason---'
*Holds up hand to stop you* *clears throat* http://youtu.be/WrjwaqZfjIY
 
- MAYDAY MAYDAY RED ALERT I HAVE REACHED THE PART WHEN JASON DIES AND PIPER USES HER CHARMSPEAK TO CONVINCE HIM TO COME BACK THROUGH THE DOORS OF DEATH. JASON IS A RETURNED SPIRIT. IT'S GOING TO BE IMPORTANT IN BLOOD OF OLYMPUS. YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE HE FORGETS ABOUT IT HELP. JASON.
 
-At the commons area, she found Jason relaxing on a bench, a basketball between his feet.
UH OH.
PERCY 'BALL IS LIFE' JACKSON
I THINK THIS MIGHT BE A CALLOUT.
YOU BETTER RUN, TROY BOLTON.
 
 
-Jason spun his basketball. YOU BEST BE BRINGING YOUR A-GAME, JACKSON.
WILL HE BE THE CHAD TO YOUR TROY? YOUR SOPHEMORE REPLACEMENT? OR WILL HE OVER THROW YOU WHEN YOU AUDITION FOR THE SCHOOL MUSICAL?
I DON'T KNOW, PERCY, YOU BETTER BE WORRIED.
 
(ps- Is thid what people mean when they say Jason is trying to be Percy? xD)
 
-Annnnnnddddd finished! Ugh I love this book.

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