I CAN'T.
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- Friendly reminder that Hazel thought Percy was a god
- Nico di Angelo you are HURTING MY FEELINGS
- *whispers* Nico was one of the first people to go looking for Percy. Nico was determined to find Percy. Nico never gave up looking for Percy.....Just like Percy was when Annabeth went missing in Titan's Curse....
-and then Nico finds him but the little twat has amnesia
- Nico and Hazel make my soul ache send help
- Ugh Sammy nooo
- Pluto: Shows up on Hazel's 13th birthday and gives her some colored pencils and a pad of paper. Congratulates himself on being father of the year. Leaves and never returns.
Hades: Literally helps raise Bianca and Nico. Does everything in his power to keep them safe from his brother's wrath. Freezes them in time so they'll be safe. Doesn't forget about them. Mourns Bianca's death but make sure she gets Elysium with her mother. Breaks a bunch of ancient laws and has Nico move in with him. Raises Nico. Gives Nico important jobs in the Underworld. Worries about Nico. Allows Nico to convince him to help his family. Confides secret powerful information with Nico. Acts like an actual parent with Nico.
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- OHMYGOD I LOVE THE DINNER/THE WAR GAMES SCENE UGH IT GIVES ME MANY EMOTIONS.
-DO YOU GUYS REALIZE THAT FRANK AND HAZEL ARE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO EVER ACCEPT PERCY AS A FRIEND RIGHT OFF THE BAT??? UGH MY HEART
-DON THE FAUN
BRING BACK DON THE FAUN
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT HIM BUT HE'S SO IMPORTANT OHMYGOD
- Octavian can you not
-He uncovered the boat, his hands working the knots like he'd been doing it his whole life. Under the tarp was an old steel rowboat with no oars. The boat had been painted dark blue at one point, but the hull was so crusted with tar and salt it looked like one massive nautical bruise. On the bow, the name Pax was still readable, lettered in gold. Painted eyes drooped sadly at water level, as if the boat were about to fall asleep. On board were two benches, some steel wool, and old cooler, and a mound of frayed rope with one end tied to the mooring. At the bottom of the boat, a plastic bag and two empty Coke cans floated in several inches of scummy water.
"Behold," Frank said. "The mighty Roman navy."
(I'm sorry but this is still the best line in the whole series omg crying)
-They sped by a pack of sea lions lounging on the docks, and she swore she saw an old homeless guy sitting among them. From across the water, the old man pointed a bony finger at Percy and mouthed something like Don't even think about it.
I vividly remember first reading this part in the middle of a class and making a rather inhuman noise as I tried to hold in my laughter. Still so funny omg
- TEAM MOM FRANK ZHANG TO THE RESCUE WITH CRACKERS, NECTAR AND PRESCRIPTIONS OF GINGER
- No but you literally don't understand
Hazel was a tiny little 13 year old girl
And she literally sacrificed her life
This little tiny 13 year old girl drowned to death in oil and her body was crushed by rocks
UGH.
- Can we talk about how strategic Percy is being about trying to get Frank and Hazel together? He's on sneaky little shit. He is literally the ultimate shipper.
- Percy sweetheart can you please refrain from having a mental break down right now you are worrying your pseudo mother
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