BLOOD OF OLYMPUS IS IN SIX DAYS AND I'M JUST STARTING SON OF NEPTUNE

Son of Neptune. DAMMIT I LOVE THIS BOOK SO MUCH. Not only do we get Percy back, but he's grown up so much since we last saw him that it's amazing. And we are introduced to FRANK AND HAZEL. THEY ARE SO IMPORTANT. THEY ARE ADORABLE AND DEADLY AT THE SAME TIME. HAZEL AND FRANK COULD KILL YOU, WATCH THE BLOOD DRAIN FROM YOUR BODY, AND THEN MAKE FLOWER CROWNS AND HAVE A PICKNICK OVER YOUR FRESH GRAVE. Ugh, the team dynamic in this book is magical. I just love it. I love it so much. I need the three of them to be the golden trio again in Blood of Olympus.

Okay, let's start.
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- Petition to never let Percy forget that he actually stole and destroyed a police car

- Jack in the Crack burrito

- Perseus Jackson I am on page five and I am already exasperated with you

- Beano. Percy, come on man

- I feel like one day someone is going to offer Percy some 'Crispy Cheese 'n' Weiners' and he's just going to burst into tears xD

-Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!

 Now do you know how many damn people have probably put this on name tags? omg

- Percy is just making me feel like a nervous mother send help

-He put the platter behind his butt, said a silent prayer to whatever Roman god oversaw stupid sledding tricks, and jumped off the side of the hill.
PERSEUS JACKSON OUT OF ALL THE CRAZY SHIT YOU HAVE PUT ME THROUGH, OUT OF ALL THE STUPID STUNTS, THIS IS DEFINITELY IN THE TOP FIVE. CHILD YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY MEMORIES WHY WOULD YOU JUMP OFF A CLIFF WITH NO MEMORIES ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME. IF IT WAS JUST A DAMN HILL I MIGHT ALLOW THIS BUT YOU SOAR OVER AN APPARTMENT BUILDING AND INTO HEAVY RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC. YOU'RE LUCKY YOU SURRVIVED BUT I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF.

-Then he thought about Annabeth, the only part of hid old life he was sure about. He had to find her.

Deep breaths, Molly.
There are people in your room, Molly.
You can not start screaming and squealing like a crazed fan girl right now, Molly.
GET IT TOGETHER MOLLY.
CONCEAL, DON'T FEEL, DON'T LET THEM SEE.

-"House gods," Percy said. "Like...smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?"

CHILD.

- Frank my darling come to me

-"First things first," Reyna said.
SHE'S THE REALIST