Four Days Until Blood of Olympus. We can do this guys.

NOT BREATHING PROPERLY.


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- Phineas tho

- E L L A

- PERCY JACKSON DAMMIT STOP BETTING YOUR LIFE AWAY
 (seriously though Blood of Olympus better have Percy suddenly realize that he's worth something and his friends love him. Or at least someone figuring out how he feels and starting to help him because AFTER TEN DAMN YEARS THIS BOY NEEDS TO BE HAPPY DAMMIT)

- I know Gaea's been trying to talk to all of them in their minds, but the fact that Percy actively responds worries me...

-I LOVE ELLA SO MUCH

-THE AMAZONS SCENE.
BLESS.

-So apparently RR believes that Amazon is plotting to take over the world and the male gender as a whole is completely doomed to become slaves to women...Probably true. I could get behind that.

-I'm slightly uncomfortable with the Amazons trying to explain their view of men to a 13 year old girl...

- Hazel thinks tablets are secret Amazon technology I'm gonna cry

- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS HAZEL

-Frank knew this hill.
"I'm practically home," he said. "My grandmother's house is right over there."
Hazel squinted. "How far?"
"Just over the river and through the woods."
Percy raised an eyebrow. "Seriously? To Grandmother's house we go?"

 Actual dialogue in an actual book and I'm actually dying of laughter. Halp.

-"What are these guys?" he whispered.
"Canadians," Percy said.
Frank leaned away from him. "Excuse me?"

 BUT THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED AND I WILL NEVER STOP LAUGHING. FOREVER IMAGINING FRANK LIKE:
 

-"But every hero has a fatal flaw. Percy Jackson? He's too loyal to his friends. He can't give them up, not for anything. He was told that, years ago. And someday soon, he's going to have to face a sacrifice that he can't make. Without you, Frank- without your sense of duty- he's going to fail. The whole war will go sideways, and Gaea will destroy the world."

AAAHAHSHSHDHAFHFHAHFWjszfjksxfjcjfhhaaAAAAJAHHHHHHH

I HAVE LITERALLY LOST SLEEP OVER THIS OKAY. UGH.

- Life Goals: Grandmother Zhang

-He's killing giant cannibals by throwing potatoes at them is this book even real

-Okay these things are giants but Frank keeps referring to them as ogres and now I have a mental image of Percy mowing down a million Shreks as the water system erupts and a whole group of shreks are chasing after the speeding car screeching "This is OUR swamp!!!"

-Hazel did something he wasn't expecting. She leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. It was a totally sisterly kiss. But she smiled with such affection, it warmed Percy right down to his feet.

 NO OKAY THEY HAVE SUCH A CUTE RELATIONSHIP AND THERE WAS BARELY ANY OF IT IN MARK OF ATHENA AND HOUSE OF HADES. RICK IT BETTER BE IN BLOOD OF OLYMPUS OR SO HELP ME

-TYSON MY PRECIOUS

- Seeing them like that made Percy happy. Those two definitely needed to get together.

#NoOneShipsFrazelLikePercyJackson #PercysFuckingOTP #IfGaeaMessesWithHisOTPHeGonnaMessHerUp

-Frank hovered over them, yelling, "Oh, gods! Oh, gods! Oh, gods!"
 He yanked some extra clothes from his bag and started toweling of Hazel's face, but it didn't do much good. He dragged Percy farther from the muskeg.
"You were down there so long!" Frank cried. "I didn't think- oh, gods, don't ever do something like that again!"
He wrapped Hazel in a bear hug.
"Can't---breathe," she choked out.
"Sorry!" Frank went back to toweling and fussing over them.

 TEAM. MOM.

- NOTHING HAS EVER UPSET ME MORE THAN HAZEL GOING TO THE WAREHOUSE SHE USED TO LIVE IN AND FINDING ALL HER DRAWINGS AND PICTURES STILL THERE.

THAT'S LITERALLY JUST FUCK CRUEL.

-YAS PERCY! THAT'S RIGHT, BABY, YOU MAKE THEM HURRICANES!

-"If I'm going to burn, it might as well be bright."

*clutches heart in pain*

-"As for you, Frank Zhang, it isn't your time, either. You've got a little fuel left to burn."

LITTLE???? *punches wall and sobs uncontrollably*

-"Welcome to Canada, idiot."

- Percy and Frank's bromance gives me life though. Like, you just KNOW Percy spends a massive amount of time telling people that Frank is "totally beast" while Frank just groans in embarrassment

-TYSON AND ELLA

- Dat battle tho

-YAAAASSS TERMINUS

-Remember that time Kinzie offered to become Percy's dominatrix

-Octavian can you NOT

-GIVE ME PERCABETH OR GIVE ME DEATH

-Annnnddd finished!