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-Piper wants the D
-Percy wore pajama pants and a bronze breastplate, which was an interesting fashion statement.
But even with the breastplate
He was still
shirtless.
-JASON BABE WHEN SPEAKING TO HERCULES RULE ONE IS TO NOT MENTION HERA ARE YOU KIDDING ME HERE CHILD
-Jason was trying to read the guidebook while they walked, so he kept running into trees and stumbling over rocks.
No but I love this and I love Jason he's such a little dork xD
-Rick uses Books vs. Scrolls to tackle the Books vs. Ebooks debate...okay...
- "a b-book" Oh my God I'm so confused as to why he felt the need to address this xD
-Yes hello Ancient River god, could you please stop trying to force a 15 year old girl to marry you against her will?
-CHRYSAOR HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SCENE.
IT MESSED PERCY UP SO MUCH.
I REALLY HOPE HE RETURNS TO FUCK SHIT UP IN BOO
-"Medusa is your mom?" he asked. "Dude, that sucks for you."
PERCY.
PERSEUS JACKSON.
YOU DON'T SAY THAT TO PEOPLE.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP NOW OR HE'LL DECAPITATE YOU SWEETHEART.
-"Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!"
Actual dialogue but I'm not sure this is an actual book.
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ALERT: THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS A REAL BOOK.
-"I know you," she said.
And you like me anyway? Percy wanted to ask, but he held it back.
Oh my heart was just ripped out of my chest. No big deal or anything. No but okay after all these years Percy's self-worth is even less than it was in the Lightning Thief and it's becoming a problem. I need this kid to like one thing about himself before I die.
Sweetheart.
-Once he'd even reprogrammed the electronic billboards in Times Square to read: ALL DA LADIES LUV LEO...accidentally, of course.
E X C U S E M E
-"What are we, kids?" Jason asked.
Hedge snorted. "Kids are baby goats. They're cute, and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids."
CHOKING.
-Remember how Jason spent the first 15 years of his life not even knowing when his birthday is?
heh.
Heh.
HEH.
*sobs*
-He pleaded with those sea-green eyes, like a cute baby seal that needed help. Piper wondered how Annabeth ever one an argument with this guy.
#NeverForget No but I love how Percy doesn't think he's above pulling puppy dog eyes xD He does it all the time
-Percy gripped the satyr's arm. "Hazel and the others need you here. When they get back, they'll need your leadership. You're their rock."
"Yeah." Jason managed to keep a straight face. "Leo always says you're his rock."
JASON YOU LITTLE SHIT (I can't stop laughing)
-Remember when Jason drowned but Percy literally ripped the water out of his lungs and revived him
-THE WONDER BREAD IS SO COMPLETELY RANDOM OH MY GOD. JUST IMAGINE ROME BURNING TO THE GROUND AS SOMEONE JUST STANDS THERE AND THROWS PACKAGES OF WONDER BREAD AT EVERYONE.
LITERALLY WHAT EVEN
-Percy looked at his friends. "I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt."
"Combat time?" Piper gripped her horn of plenty.
"I hate Wonder bread." Jason said.
Together, they charged.
-PERCY AND JASON'S BROMANCE GOD BLESS
-Attack plan: Yell insults about ballet.
Sound's solid.
- NICO BABY
-ANNABABE YOU ARE MY FOREVER GIRL
-Percy tightened his grip on Annabeth's wrist. His face was gaunt, scrapped and bloody, his hair dusted with cobwebs, but when he locked eyes with her, she thought he had never looked more handsome.
"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."
Only then did she understand what would happen. A one-way trip. A very hard fall.
"As long as we're together," she said.
She heard Nico and Hazel still screaming for help. She saw the sunlight far, far above- maybe the last sunlight she would ever see.
Then Percy let go of his tiny ledge, and together, holding hands, he and Annabeth fell into the endless darkness.
Oh...It's not like I needed my heart in one piece or anything. Or my soul. Take that too, why don't you. It's not like I need to present myself as an emotionally stable person even though I'm dying on the inside. (Fun fact: When I first read this scene, it was also the first time in my life I've ever thrown a book across the room.)
- I finished, but I am not in one piece.
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